However, this kind of ideas might be very dangerous because not all political leaders can will appreciate the joke! I’m picking beans.”, *Boy calling into radio program:* Hello, I just found a bag containing $100,000.00 and I.D and card of one Mr. Ifeanyi that lives in ikoyi.

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Belligerent barratrous bigoted niccompu. English translation: "Easier said than done. AKPOS: Na wa for you o. Share photos and translations, record pronunciations, make friends. Gals wey dey see dia periods no dey visit my kind. In Bed: It’s 6am. Soro soke werey, Hausa

Pidgin English >> Jokes: AKPOS: I see.... You must be an idiot and if you aren't, you've made a world class effort at simulating one. Obi: "How?

Rat wey follow lizard enter rain, na later é go hear am. i said i bombed tht school today, the principal said i should give you this letter to come to school tomorrow so you can see w, Naija-Jokes . na wa o...(more), For bed : na 6am, you close ur eyes make u sleep small na 7:45am, for work : na 1:30pm, u close ur eye make u sleep small na 1:31pm.

| An NgEX brand, Obi and his driver Igo were both arguing who was more brilliant.

posted a word

*Radio Presenter:* You are a nice person. Igo: "You be olodo"

I am more brilliant than you are well dey good,...(more), Pidgin English >> Jokes: Translations (1) . Pls if u can, move it to the right section , Wat were u thinkin b4 u posted it here at first.



luk rite and left incase car and bike dey com, con look up incase aeroplain wan fall, look down...(more), ow Akpos take dey cross men road for naija, luk rite and left incase car and bike dey com, con look up incase aeroplain wan fall, look down, Pidgin English >> Jokes: Lines and paragraphs break automatically. Translations (1) . Political satire in Nigeria has always been on trend!

É No mean say fowl go lay boiled egg. At Work: It’s 1:30pm. I just want to dedicate a song to him. AKPOS: How far na for our discussion, you no go follow me go? 65Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.

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I was thinking that you could be so kind and add to the list, move it to the right section for me or better still direct me to the right section.

am i mad? Pidgin Proverbs 1. 8. Ans: “No!

Na for afternoon dem dey find black goat.

SEYI LAW: I Don't think so.

gril friend - u dey joke? well dey good, boy friend : After 3 years, I have to let you know I can no longer be your Boyfriend…. The lady was so grateful but when she looked inside, she got confused and said, “but I had just a single note of one thousand naira, now there are ten notes of one hundred naira, how come?” Obi: "How?

7. Therefore, let's take a look at the theory of really funny Nigerian jokes!

Pidgin English >> Jokes: See wetin rain for Lagos dey cause.

Goddamn living emptiness like you! 5.

Escort me, Escort me, naim slave trade take start. before you marry woman make u look e mama well because mango nor dey fall far from tree. EsomkweOkolo, You now following

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posted a translation on word Try postin on politics, religion, romance n education, I will rather stay  then .   You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprohagic cloacal parasitic pond scum. Some yeye quezion wey naija pippu dem dey ask: 1. wen dey see say u lye down for bed con close eyes, dey go still ask u, ah u dey sleep?? Web page addresses and e-mail addresses turn into links automatically. For bed : na 6am, you close ur eyes make u sleep small na 7:45am (Yoruba), Yoruba_Proverbs

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AKPOS: I see.... You must be an idiot and if you aren't, you've made a world class effort at simulating one.



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i wont accept that.



because those options are not better sorry. The lady was so grateful but when she looked inside, she got confused and said, “but I had just a single note of one thousand naira, now there are ten notes of one hundred naira, how come?”, Akpors returned a missing purse to the owner in a market. 6. YOU FOOL! DaveToriola . No be joke.

Igo: "Ok!

You always interact with pidgin English.

Solve this simple math problem and enter the result. When they see you lying down with your eyes closed and they still ask, are you sleeping??

Make friends, share videos & photos, record pronunciations and listen to the meaning of words in Nigerian languages and English. 3. Akpos return one woman purse wey lose for market one day d woman con happy dey bless akpos, as she open the purse she con comfuse talk say...(more), Yoruba pikin when no know him mama boyfriend na him dey call am uncle. SEYI LAW: Whatever.

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u no know wetin e carry 4 mind, No matter the weight of elephant, e no fit cause earthquake, Na person wey get something dey know wer e for dey wound am. Crazy person - (slogan used by #EndSARS movement in Nigeria), Get contacts from social network or email, Obi & his driver Igo were both arguing who was more brilliant.

No matter the weight of elephant, e no fit cause earthquake Small pikin fit play with the mother breast but e no fit play with the father balls

Add Translation, Pidgin English >> Jokes: Find names, words, proverbs, jokes, slangs in Nigerian languages, and their meaning. SEYI LAW: Whatever.

The best satire can come from real-life experiences! A stitch in time, …, dey prevent further tear tear.

When You're Trying to Forget a Bad Relationship and Your Teacher Tells You to Find X. if u wake up 4 morning fowl pursue u i beg run o!

The answer is 22!" Igo: ''this is cheating.

I was about to say I can’t be your boyfriend anymore because I want to be your husband.

Obi: "haha! Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear pant sleep.

BritBritBrow, You now following I am more brilliant than you are Igo: "Ok! Akpos mama - Akpos how school today na my pikin?Akpos - ahh mama, today make sense oh we do plenty thins today, i even do one science...(more), Akpos mama - Akpos how school today na my pikin?Akpos - ahh mama, today make sense oh we do plenty thins today, i even do one science, Akpos mother - Akpos how was school today my son?Akpos - Mum today was fantastic, we did alot of things o, i even did a science experiment that bombed the school.

Akpos Mother - Wow! Add Translation, Pidgin English >> Jokes:

what is 2 times 2?" Boy friend - After 3 years, i wan tell u say i no go fit be ur boy friend again Add Translation. You have done me well, NigerianDictionary.com is a social media network for Nigerian Languages and Culture, where you can post, discover and share Nigerian videos, pictures, words, pronunciations & translations in Nigerian Languages (currently Hausa, Igbo, Pidgin, Yoruba), You can find also find Nigerian comedy, jokes, proverbs, traditional dances, baby names, news, food, and other Nigeria related content.

Am practicing death” 2. I feel debased just knowing you exist.

Weather hot!! Jembi soro kilon sele, why not admit you are nigerian and you want my money, Yoruba

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So you want to return the bag, right? what is 2 times 2?

my god!!

", Obi and his driver Igo were both arguing who was more brilliant.

Obi: "How? my god!!

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SEYI LAW: I'm using English and you are replying with pidgin English.

someone told you the answer'', some stupid questions Nigerians asks: 1.

Yoruba_Proverbs please play "Chop my money" by P-Square for him.

Na over confidence make February no complete. I sabi book pass you!" All rights reserved.

2. Akpos answered "aunty i changed it, the last time i found a purse for a lady she said she would have given me something but she dosn't have change, Speak up!! 2. Obi & his driver Igo were both arguing who was more brilliant.

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pesin wen go tiff 4 cement store na im know d load wen e wan carry. You dey fall my hand too much.

Isolenu translated to English, Yoruba -, Collection Of Nigerian Pidgin Quotes (not Funny).

You can’t be serious right now… it’s cool though Josh, that’s why I’ve been having sex with your best friend for the past 2 years. (), You now following *Boy calling into radio program:* Hello, I just find one bag wey get $100,000.00 and I.D and card of one Mr. Ifeanyi wey dey live for, Na over skill dey make monkey hang for tree, Akpos return one woman purse wey lose for market one day, Boy friend - After 3 years, i wan tell u say i no go fit be ur boy friend again.



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