I could’ve followed my family and joined the Navy or Coast Guard; but who wants to be on boat full of men for 6 months at a time? Take-Down: An aggressive former wrestling term used to describe your actions on the objective an inherent lack of regard for the enemy’s capabilities. Recon Flail-Ex: Also known as the planning process. In But then there's... MANCOC: Even better! Relaxing So here they are: the worst military acronyms, which are on this list because they were incredibly long and impossible to remember, or terribly funny, or perhaps a bit of both. Lol, Coast Guard…can on occasion stop terrorism granted u received directions. Making fun of the Air Force because they are less military the coast guard. Aint Really Marines Yet I’ve been around people from all branches of service.

Keep it comin, guys. Everywhere, Morons Against Reasoning In Normal Everyday Situations. Actual Intelligence Required, For Occupational Roles Considered Essential, OR change the E to Expensive (More accurate). You must be pretty brave to call other military members cowards online.

Panther 6 FRAGO follows, acknowledge, over.”. Started in 1964, the acronym stands for Prime Base Engineer Emergency Force. another Marine one is My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment. But besides new words and nicknames for gear, there are the acronyms. 5 deployment and never saw an airman carry a weapon. SelfCon: This is when a junior commander (usually a captain) comes to the realization that his higher is completely clueless (perhaps even befarkled) so he simply attaches himself and his command to another unit. Don’t forget the air-conditioned tents, footlockers, and beds the AF get in the “training excercise”. COC: A Marine Corps acronym for Combat Operations Center, the place where battalion commanders organize command and control of their unit (The Army calls them TOCs, or Tactical Operations Centers). Hooah. Prime BEEF: Obviously someone in the Air Force has a sense of humor, since they are using this to describe personnel that help set up and maintain forward air bases. Used primarily when you don’t have a clue where you are or how the hell to get to the new location. All rights reserved. Airforce may be smart but they will never have the balls to do what the USMC or army does on a DAILY BASIS. There's an acronym for what boils down to a plan. Kick-Out: An armor technique used to employ light infantry to clear severely restricted terrain in order to allow the armor to pass. Aint It Rough, Flying Over Real Combat Everyday. You mean the Chair Force?

Phase: Infantry term for we don’t know how to write paragraph three. I thought it was funny she said they had the same physical requirements as …

Critical Terrain: Terrain that if not secured, grabbed, taken or camped out on — you are screwed. From the renaming of the floor to a "deck" for Marines and sailors, to soldiers being referred to as "FNGs" at their first unit, you need a 400-page dictionary to fill up all the new terms you might hear in an enlistment. Then there’s the Army… Ugly women. Watch that latest military blockbuster movie, but you're at a loss as to some of the military terms they used? cant think of anything bad for the air force huh? Air Force: Aint’t It Real Freakin Outstanding Retards Can Enlist. Let’s Rock Baby: Radio communications pro-word for “Guidons, this is 2.

Support, Avoiding This wouldn't really be all that funny except that most pronounce this acronym as "MC pee-pee." Disclaimer: The Air Force isn’t available to joke upon due to the fact everyone is at the golf course. You take offense to some good clean fun and jokes because you just have no sense of humor and feel the need to defend your branch because none of you showed up after 9/11 went down and we still haven’t gotten much from your branch since. A number of military slang terms are acronyms. don’t rank high in google’s search results, but there is a tool that can help you to create The real fact is, that marines and soldiers are meant to fight and be the strongest and the fastest, while the airforce are meant to sit on their asses and be smart at their job. The females make for a fun deployment though. Army Blah, Blah, Blah: Short for “You know what I’m going to say anyway, so I’m not going to waste our time to actually say it.” See also Yada Yada Yada or Homina Homina, or humma humma humma. Also, 90% of the jobs in the Marines are POG jobs. June 21, 2007 by F&J Staff 74 Comments. Can you imagine the frantic calls to the Pentagon? Lol, Obviously butt hurt that your branch is full of cowards. THEY DONT CALL IT THE CHAIR FORCE FOR NO REASON LOL. Reach him at paul@taskandpurpose.com, on Twitter @paulszoldra, or through his website. PMS: Professor of Military Science. Which is why I chose to be in the Air Force.

I saw this on a navy Corpsman wall. Experience I should also point out that a QUADCON is a quadruple container. the Airforce will never be as good as the USMC or the US ARMY. Flex: A really cool sounding non-doctrinal term used to maneuver a unit from one location to another. POAM : Plan of Action and Milestones.

Marine Forever: I served 23 years in USAF (aircraft maintenance).

So it has to be that you all are just jealous that the Air Force tends to take top tier folks. And the extra pay they receive for having to tarnish the silver spoons up there as when station Army and Marine bases, Fob’s, and Cop’s. Get Up and Haul Butt: A movement technique that requires all elements within the organization to cross the LD yesterday.

USAJFKSWCSDFAC: U.S. Army John F. Kennedy Special Warfare Center and School Dining Facility.

The USMC do not have Hell “Weak”! Elements. Intentional Funny Military Terms Befarkled : Confused, characterized by a state of genuine, profound disorientation; the perpetual state of all Chemical units. As in “I am the counter-reconnaissance company and the battalion reserve at the same time — I got boned!”. MARINE M uscles A re R equired I ntelligence N ot E ssential. 11 Crappy One-Liners Sure To Leave You A Loser. Paint the Picture: A term used to gather information and assess the situation. Your email address will not be published. If you score below a 35 somehow on the ASVAB, you don’t get a waiver to join the Air Force. And you better have your DIC on you at all times when you are behind the wheel. Fights Lmao. ... Hooah. “If the enemy gets through the engagement area, we have Delta Company placed here — to backstop the Battalion defense. DAGR: This is acronymception — an acronym within an acronym, which stands for the AN/PSN-13 Defense Advanced GPS Receiver, which just about everyone only knows as the "dagger.". It was my favorite. DOTMLPF: Doctrine, Organization, Training, Materiel, Leadership and Education, Personnel, and Facilities.

Primary Hammer or The Hammer: A cool operational term to impress a superior when describing the finishing force, or the main effort. Bells & Whistles: An inordinate amount of cheese, not required to get the necessary information communicated to another individual or group of individuals. Air Force has exactly the same physical standards that the Army does. M uscles A re R equired I ntelligence N ot E ssential, US ARMY (Spelled backwards) I’m a little late to service bashing. Fan-Out: A dismounted operation involving soldiers on the ground maximizing the amount of terrain they can cover or disperse over. "Sir, what the hell is taking so long? B2C2WG: Boards, Bureaus, Centers, Cells, and Working Groups. Pound The Crap Out Of: Somewhere between disrupt and destroy and slightly more than neutralize. I thought about being a Marine, but most of the WMs are cruel and usually brutal. Mop-Up: A term for the actions occurring just after you discover you are actually on the objective, in the enemy’s fire sack, that implies a willingness to expose oneself to lethal fires. Registration on or use of this site constitutes acceptance of our Terms of Service. All respect but the air forces casualty rate will never be as high or significant as that of those boys who spill their blood for that flag for months on end with little rest, meanwhile a US fighter jet flies overhead and fires a missile then flies away back to base to relax while the marine or soldier must stay patrolling and in that dangerous area until his deployment is up. yet you can think of 2 things for the army! We may give each other sh*t…but mess with one branch and you deal with us all! MARINE

In order to prevent being fired on by friends when saying something really stupid, hiding from the boss who has a task that only you can fill, or cover your butt from being smoked by anyone. Technique: A noun, used in the phrase: “That’s a technique.” Translated – That’s a really screwed up way to execute this operation and you will probably kill your entire unit. Recruit

or U Suckers are F***ed!!

On bathroom wall @ our pax terminal some one wrote: Even Uncle Sam Thinks It Sucks, ARMY Aint I Retarded For Openly Refusing College Education, Was stationed at Langley AFB, VA. Fort Eustis is nearby. This wouldn't really be all that funny except that most pronounce this acronym as "MC pee-pee.

Look up the airforces pararescue…just as demanding as the marines boot camp, You all are just very hypocritical about the airfice the armed forces shoot the s**t about other branches but they are all brothers join the armed forces you’ll see, That’s one mos in the air force versus all the demanding mos’s in the USMC and US Army, Air Force doesn’t have MOS. Usually asked by senior leaders to junior leaders. Someone actually came up with this damn thing. I need that Prime BEEF out here now!". It is that we are the first to fight! ANCOC: The Army Advanced Non-commissioned Officers Course. Of course, there is literally a 400-page dictionary of military terms. ", POAM: Plan of Action and Milestones. The animal kingdom has long been an inspiring source of military acronyms. You guys are nuts but I truly loved working with you guys!!! Animal inspired. The Airforce does not have the same standards! You are confusing a branch with a tier 2 special operations unit. Required fields are marked *, Copyright © 2005-2020 Funny & Jokes • All rights reserved. Or Cowards! so Please remember “One team one fight”, we all hate ISIS, who gives a damn how we kill em’ ?

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