—Derek. —Derek, 8) Derek Zoolander: "What say we settle this on the runway...Han-Solo? Right as it's time for Derek Zoolander to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia, he stops, much to the displeasure of Mugatu, who follows with a lengthy tirade about everything from inventing the piano key necktie eons ago to how Derek Zoolander looks are all the same. Boo-Lander? I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it!

After losing the Male Model of the Year Award in embarrassing fashion to rival model Hansel, Derek Zoolander has one of his deepest thoughts ever. …and the walk-off itself.

Matilda: What do you mean? 1) "Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?"

Derek Zoolander: (Speaking in a television commercial) "Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty." As exemplified by this.

I just thank the lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid." I can't turn left. A center for ants?!?" You're more dead to me than your dead mother. Derek ponders if there's more to life than being nice on the eyes, much to the confusion of his model housemates. NOTHING! Here he’s examining a scaled-down model of the school he wants to build along with fashion mogul Mugatu, but as he notes, it’s just not big enough…, One of Zoolander’s biggest triumphs in the first film is the first time he turns left. Throughly Modern '90s: Vintage Looks to Inspire, Patrick Varone Takes On Spring's Hottest Trends, Myla Dalbesio on Her New Calvin Klein Campaign and the 'Trend' of Plus Size Modeling, The Best Looks From New York Fashion Week: Spring 2015.

Derek Zoolander: "I wanted to create a new life for myself. So practice your Blue Steel, your La Tigra and of course your Magnum. Derek Zoolander: (Looks at the tiny scale model of the proposed center) "What is this?!?

Will Ferrell losing his shit is a classic Ferrell-movie trope, but it’s rarely as satisfying as this. I've done over 1,000 runway shows in my career, and if you put all those runways end to end, it'd be so long I couldn't even walk down it without getting tired.

A center for ants?!

—Derek, 10) "You know, I love modelling. Will Ferrell’s Mugatu is a horrible epitome of rich, capricious fashion execs.


Ah, poor Derek Zoolander is finally offered his own center for kids who can't read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too, but in a confused state has no idea that the scale model he's shown of the building is only a tiny model, not the actual finished product. But his explanation of the affliction to journalist Matilda is definitely the better scene…. “What is this – a school for ants?” It’s one of the most memorable lines in Zoolander – and like so many of Ben Stiller’s lines as Zoolander, it relies on the model’s supreme lack of intelligence. Just because we have chiselled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident." Another of Mugatu’s awful moments. Mugatu: "What?"

—Jacobim, 5) "Now if you'll excuse me, I have an after-funeral party to attend."

A surprise 2001: A Space Odyssey reference embedded in the film.

Share the best GIFs now >>> —Derek, 4) "Let me show you Derelicte. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! What have you done, Derek? Derek Zoolander: "I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good looking. Derek Zoolander: "How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?". They're the same face! Zoolander’s signature look was Blue Steel, but he’s so much more than that – as these 15 brilliantly quotable moments prove. Zoolander was released 15 years ago today (September 28). It gets worse when you're not an ambi-turner, you know, someone who can't turn left, and you're brainwashed at a day, spelled D-A-I-Y-E, spa. They go to get a pick-me-up Orange Mocha Frappuccino, which ends with an explosive petrol fight tragedy. This is the embarrassing, career-low advert that plays on TV when Zoolander’s at home working in the mines.

Assuming he’s won the award for best male model, he goes up to the stage and begins making a speech – while the real winner, Hansel, stands behind him. Embarro. Prancing around in your underwear with your wiener hanging out for everyone to see?!?

Larry Zoolander: "With what?!?

Starring the likes of Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Will Ferrell and Christine Taylor, "Zoolander" provides a look into the competitive world of male modeling, Two models, Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller) and Hansel (Owen Wilson), go from being sworn enemies to joining forces to stop an evil assassination attempt by clothing designer Jacobim Mugatu to kill the Prime Rib Roast, erm, Prime Minister of Malaysia.

How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?" With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Zoolander Turn Left animated GIFs to your conversations.

‘Let’s Dance’ serves as his introductory music, because of course it does. The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?" “I think I’m getting the black lung,” Zoolander tells his folks after working in the coal mines for a day. If you look back on the fashion-world satire now, it’s a who’s who of comedy talent – Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn, Ben Stiller and Will Ferrell absolutely dominated ’00s films – but it’s also got loads of cameos, with everyone from Natalie Portman to David Bowie taking part (and, unfortunately, Donald Trump). You're dead to me boy. Larry Zoolander: "Why'd you have to come back to this town?" —
Hansel, 3) "People come up to me all the time and say 'you should be a model,' or 'you look just like a model,' or 'maybe you should try to be a man who models.' It was in the fall 1973 Bulova watch catalog. His pained groan is everything.

Harper's BAZAAR participates in various affiliate marketing programs, which means we may get paid commissions on editorially chosen products purchased through our links to retailer sites. And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will!".

The world's defining voice in music and pop culture since 1952. We may earn commission on some of the items you choose to buy. When I'm 30, I hope I'm still modeling." Every product on this page was chosen by a Harper's BAZAAR editor. Zoolander is back, baby! All I ever wanted to do was make you proud of me, pop." "Zoolander" movie quotes allow viewers to get inside the head of three-time male model of the year Derek Zoolander as he ponders the important things, like if there is more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good looking. I'm sorry I was born with this perfect bone structure, that my hair looks better done up with gel and mousse than hidden under a stupid hat with a light on it.

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